The Air Was Thick With Cat Calls (No Pun Intended)
And now the latest installment of everyone's favorite Miami Vice styled action cop show that stars all cats, Whiskers & Mr. Fancy! Epsiode 2: "Introducing Mr. Fancy"
ive been making a new hobby of trapping cats. we have eight cats living around the vacant house behind our place (six kittens - very cute) and, well, do the math: there will be an INFINITE amt of cats living in our yard soon.
so ive been trapping them in a dog crate rigged with a rope through the back using smoked salmon as bait. i sit and wait then pull a string of old extension cords to slam the door shut.
but now i have an actual (borrowed) cat trap that doesnt require my presence (but i wont leave it out all night for fear of trapping one of the ubiquitous skunks we have in our vicinity - that would be a disaster.)
i rehomed a couple kittens to a friend who owns a ranch and said his barn looks like a cat geriatric ward. the rest go to the pound - who knows what their fate will be.
why not just leave them? because i dont want my dog, faced with an infinite herd of cats, to learn to be a crazy eyed cat killa - that's why!
so you need more cats for yr movies?? i got what you need. now get outta meowffice.
3 Comments:
that's great - i loved the nugent cover on the wall. and the pole in the cat house - nice.
m
say - aren't calico cats always female?
ubpvlxeg
if yr implying that mr. fancy is actually a girl cat... yr right. he's played by Leni.
ive been making a new hobby of trapping cats. we have eight cats living around the vacant house behind our place (six kittens - very cute) and, well, do the math: there will be an INFINITE amt of cats living in our yard soon.
so ive been trapping them in a dog crate rigged with a rope through the back using smoked salmon as bait. i sit and wait then pull a string of old extension cords to slam the door shut.
but now i have an actual (borrowed) cat trap that doesnt require my presence (but i wont leave it out all night for fear of trapping one of the ubiquitous skunks we have in our vicinity - that would be a disaster.)
i rehomed a couple kittens to a friend who owns a ranch and said his barn looks like a cat geriatric ward. the rest go to the pound - who knows what their fate will be.
why not just leave them? because i dont want my dog, faced with an infinite herd of cats, to learn to be a crazy eyed cat killa - that's why!
so you need more cats for yr movies?? i got what you need. now get outta meowffice.
rfhzinx
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