Make Em Dance

Black Lipstick "B.O.B. F.O.S.S.S.E"

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Texans Black Lipstick want you to dance. Go ahead. They'll provide the rhythm. But one thing, they also want you to think they are extremely cool. So go ahead and do that too. Listen to their sexy pulsing songs long enough and you'll start to think you're pretty cool yourself. So cool that you may go to over to that girl who looks like Betty Page in the hipster bar and chat her up. When she laughs at you and cackles with all her friends about what a tool you are, you'll come back down to earth. Then you'll go back and listen to this song again.

This has nothing to do with the band Black Lipstick, but I once saw a band called Black Wardrobe perform in Chicago. It was in a 7-11 parking lot. The band was a Sabbath-esque doom metal riffing sort of thing, but entirely comprised of extremely effeminate homosexual men. The lead singer sort of reminded me of Andy Dick and he kept reminding the crowd that the band was called Black Wardrobe. His little scheme obviously worked because I never forgot the band.