Baby Doll Murder Metal

The Jonbenet "Why We're Dead"

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I haven't really paid much attention to the news lately, but i think Jon Benet Ramsey has been in the news again lately. Seriously can't we just let the littlest beauty queen rest in peace already? It's a disgusting enough concept that the country was infatuated with her story in the first place. There's one stoner metal band that apparently couldn't let it die either, that band is aptly named the Jonbenet.

The Jonbenet sounds like what will be playing in hell when that little girl's parents inevitably arrive there. Hailing from Houston, the band has a raw sound that will pound the fuck out the speakers in yr Toyota Tercel. Singer Michael Murland is definitely going to have some lung and throat problems when he gets older, since his singing style is that of the most gruesome alleycat fight you ever heard. Three cheers to a band that not only has a tasteless name, but also has put out a coveted record in Satan's eardrum arsenal.

The Jonbenet @ Pluto Records