I'm Only Writing This Cause I Hate It

Help She Can't Swim "My Own Private Disco"
Help She Can't Swim "The Danse Party Turned Into A Wake"

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If you only listen to "My Own Private Disco", Help She Can't Swim can easily be likened to a British Sleater-Kinney. But dig deeper into their record 'Fashionista Super Dance Troupe' and you'll find that there's actually only one girl in this band. Suckered you in, didn't it? Well it suckered me, anyway.

Comin' straight outta Southampton UK, Help She Can't Swim claims to hate everyone and everything in the world. Well, their music reflects that spiteful statement. Dance punks with keyboards is essentially what they are, and they spit venom that makes you want to get on the dance floor. Now once yr out there, you may want to hit someone, but that's entirely up to you. A tip for those of you who intend on getting violent on the dance floor: Don't hit anyone with one of those plastic patio furniture chairs. It'll just bounce right off and you'll end up looking foolish.

Help She Can't Swim Official Website