You Know How I Know You're Gay?

The Gay "Opulent Canine"

The Gay hail from Vancouver, Canada and I think they're moniker may refer more to the definition of "gay" that describes a happy and fancy-free feeling instead of, well, you know, dudes who fuck dudes. I gather this because their musical sound is that of infectious sticky sweet pop that won't leave yr head for days. This doesn't necessarily mean the lyrics make a lick of sense. What the hell is an "Opulent Canine" anyway? A rich, pompous dog? I don't know about you, but I would refuse to take care of a dog who thought he was better than me.