Ass Hauling Music

Cheap Trick "He's A Whore"

Cheap Trick "Oh Caroline"

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No time for love today, Dr. Jones! Here's two classics from Cheap Trick to keep you hauling ass in yr El Camino. "He's A Whore" (as famously covered by Big Black on their 'Songs About Fucking' record) from their self titled debut and "Oh Caroline", a nugget that I just unearthed from "In Color".

Cheap Trick was the first rock group to master the art of having two good looking dudes and two ugly dudes to balance out their appearance. Because we all know what happens if you have too many good looking dudes. Just look at all those hair bands. -Wait. They all looked like hot chicks! Well, I think I've questioned my own heterosexuality for one day. Kinichiwa!