Sunday, August 05, 2007

What Choo Talkin Bout Reggie Willits?

Sunday is TV theme song day here at POP ZEUS!


theme from "Diff'rent Strokes"

Diff'rent Storkes was a tv show I think we can all learn from. It taught us that if you're a rich stuffy white man, you should adopt at least two black kids from the inner city without a home and teach them to act white. Of course having a slut-crackhead like Dana Plato doesn't help, but it teaches them what could potentially happen if they choose to go down the wrong path. And of course later in life that rich white person should also find love in a Southern belle who already has a red headed child from a previous fling named Sam. That child should then be kidnapped by a charactet actor from several 80s movies and television shows, and be threatened with the fact that said kidnapper will "kill his parent" if he tries to escape. The southern belle should then completely overact when confronted by the police about the kidnapping, diaplaying one of the most cringe inducing moments in television history.


That is the lesson. If it doesn't go exactly like that, then you haven't learned a god damn thing.


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